Holy cow!  Tha nkgiving was killer!  I mean i totally ate a lot of food and when i say I totally ate a lot of food i Mean I ate my share and srole stephanies (what?  she doesn't eat anything unless it's all suger or plants anyways) and the BABY'S.  I said, "oh no Jeremy, I'll get the baby a plate" and Jeremy said something about breast feeding.  I said, "SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!  NO SMUT AROUND THE BABY!"  and then I got him/her a plate of food and ate it for him./her.  Ad then we played patty cake.  And when I say we played patty cake, I really mean I egged Jeremy's car and stole 20 bucks from his wallet.  We had a GREt TIME watching me eat food and play that game.  We didn't let Jeremy's pornography ruin the good time.

Adn thwen the whole family got together and we watched Wheel of Fortune.  I did a totally hilarious thing every time someone asked for a letter and I said "X!  PICK X! X! X!"  See, the joke is that it would be estupid to pick x because it is and i was encouraging them to do that while pretending like i Though it was a GOOD idea.  No one thought it was funny but you'd have to expect that from the type of people wh wouldn't let me feed the baby beer (i was going to do it in a BABY BOTTLE, ok?).

We then finished up the night with the MARK BREWER WINTER OLYMPICS.  This is when I wait for everyone to go to sleep, I sneak out to the kitchen, eat the leftovers and hide what else I cannot finish, marker up everyones faces to say things like "i hate jeremy" and "jeremy is a child i found in the trash one day and i never really loved him" and "mark brewer is totally #1 in the sack, oh baby" (i put htta one on stephanie and sometimes on myself!!! bam!).  and then, fo rthe grandfinally, i yell "fire!  fire!  fire!  there's a fire!"  and then shwen everyone runs out, i say "there's a fire in my heart."  and then i get down on my knee and i say "and it's burning for you, family."  i do a barry white voice for this.  so i say "it's burning for you, family.  oh, i love ya." abnd then they totally can't get mad at me because i love them you knoee?  and I get to try out my barry white voice.  Oh, yeah, baby.  that's my barry white voice right there.

Anyways, it was a total and compelte success because i had to sleep on the couch again.  That's how you know you won.

Jeremy did NOT break my knuckles!  I broke his knuckles!  With a tire iron!  A tire iron the size of an SUV.  Because I am DSTRONG and GIRLS LIKE ME.  If you don't think so, I'll show you by buying a big truck.

I big RED truck.

That's the color of blood, you know.

There are a lot of developments in Mark Land lately.  The last Brewer boy is getting married.  In celebration of holy matromony, I'm going to get wasted.  And then after that I'm going to spend ever day complaining about the ol' ball n' chain until one day I die after Jason dares me to ump off a three story roof.  But whatever, man.  He's going to give me three bucks for it.

Alsod, I'm getting a nephew or niece soon and it;s going to be sweet.  One way or another, i'm going to get them to hate their parents.  Maybe even be abusive to the,m.  That will teach you for hitting me in front of my girlfriend, HGEAD.  VENGEANCE IS A PLATE BEST SERVED WITH YOUR CHILD!!!

I also want to warn you all that the annual Brewer Greased Up Olympics is on the way, and this one is going to be with couples now that we're all married.  If steph infection and I either 1.) make a BABAY, or 2.) I finish my robot, then next year will be 3-on-3.  And I have a coupon for free ninja lessons for a toddler or android of my choice.  And I choose Little Mark.  IT'S ON, BREWERS!

But let's look into the future.  Into the now.  As Head Olympic Coordinator and sexiest brewer in Rich;s house for one year and running, I

m picking the events.  I' don't know what they will be yet, but I think one of them will involve the girls bare knuckle boxing while I eat chips and Jeremt changes poopy diaperss for practice.