Holy cow!  Tha nkgiving was killer!  I mean i totally ate a lot of food and when i say I totally ate a lot of food i Mean I ate my share and srole stephanies (what?  she doesn't eat anything unless it's all suger or plants anyways) and the BABY'S.  I said, "oh no Jeremy, I'll get the baby a plate" and Jeremy said something about breast feeding.  I said, "SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!  NO SMUT AROUND THE BABY!"  and then I got him/her a plate of food and ate it for him./her.  Ad then we played patty cake.  And when I say we played patty cake, I really mean I egged Jeremy's car and stole 20 bucks from his wallet.  We had a GREt TIME watching me eat food and play that game.  We didn't let Jeremy's pornography ruin the good time.

Adn thwen the whole family got together and we watched Wheel of Fortune.  I did a totally hilarious thing every time someone asked for a letter and I said "X!  PICK X! X! X!"  See, the joke is that it would be estupid to pick x because it is and i was encouraging them to do that while pretending like i Though it was a GOOD idea.  No one thought it was funny but you'd have to expect that from the type of people wh wouldn't let me feed the baby beer (i was going to do it in a BABY BOTTLE, ok?).

We then finished up the night with the MARK BREWER WINTER OLYMPICS.  This is when I wait for everyone to go to sleep, I sneak out to the kitchen, eat the leftovers and hide what else I cannot finish, marker up everyones faces to say things like "i hate jeremy" and "jeremy is a child i found in the trash one day and i never really loved him" and "mark brewer is totally #1 in the sack, oh baby" (i put htta one on stephanie and sometimes on myself!!! bam!).  and then, fo rthe grandfinally, i yell "fire!  fire!  fire!  there's a fire!"  and then shwen everyone runs out, i say "there's a fire in my heart."  and then i get down on my knee and i say "and it's burning for you, family."  i do a barry white voice for this.  so i say "it's burning for you, family.  oh, i love ya." abnd then they totally can't get mad at me because i love them you knoee?  and I get to try out my barry white voice.  Oh, yeah, baby.  that's my barry white voice right there.

Anyways, it was a total and compelte success because i had to sleep on the couch again.  That's how you know you won.